Just a 47-year-old mom of 2 in Northern California. My kids are Monkey Monkey(MM) and Drama Llama (DL). I am married to Monkey Hubby (MH). This was a really cute article in the paper. Makes you feel better to know everyone can be an idiot. 
Local Execs Share Mortifying Moments:
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It's not super embrrasing, but reminded me of a similar story. When I interviewed for my current job, I was brought tea during the interview. It was this really fancy tea set, and it looked like the lid of the hot water was secured to the container. IT was glass or something that looked very fragile. When I poured out the hot water the lid came crashing down. Somehow it stayed in one piece. I was pretty mortified at the time. But I got the job anyway.
Reminds me, just last week, none of us could get the projector to work. Culprit was the lens cap.
I said something like, "This is why we are not engineers." I suppose I am probably not the first one who couldn't figure out the tea logistics. I am good with numbers and stupid with basic mechanical functions - as any good accountant probably is.